Monday, November 5, 2007
The confidentiality agreement has expired
I can finally tell the world: I was the fifth Beatle. Those bastards bought me out in '67, and I foolishly signed a 40-year non-disclosure agreement. Well, here I am Yoko. Get used to it. From now on, it's John, Paul, George, Ringo and Ramon (don't ask. Brian Epstein suggested it.)
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GOD, in the light of all this drama, I log onto your blog to see what's up and I see these comments - I'm assuming you know who they're from, and that they're not from me. It's weird, too, because I even say "yer". Well if you don't know, I swear on my daughters' lives it wasn't me.
Just had to say that.
(And even though I'm kinda mad at you I thought your Beatles album - and in fact all the photoshopping you do - was brilliant.
The more I sit here reading this the more I'm obsessing (whaddya know) that you'll think that was me.
It honestly wasn't. I hope you know that.
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