Thank you, Betsey, for catching that discrepancy; yes, all chaps are, in fact, assless. My bad. I should have thought that one through.
Just so there's no misunderstanding, this is what I'm trying to avoid. I mean, the Montessori school is pretty liberal and all, but I think this look would be pushing it:
P.S. I hope never to have to do an internet search on "david lee roth assless chaps onstage" again.
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thank you for the best laugh i've had in days. nicely done.
You have me laughing so hard.
I never meant to correct you. I'm am far from the one who should actually correct someone.
I guess what we learned from this is we can use the phrase assless pants (David Lee Roth and Prince) or we can use the term chaps (big hairy bikers).
Being a girl who has actually worn chaps because I know my way around a bike or two, I've never sported assless anything.
I am going on ebay to see if they have assless pants for toddlers.
You see, I myself am actually TRYING to raise a Jack Daniels drinking rock star.
I try to push the envelope on things my marriage can handle.
OK, so chaps have no ass, technically - I was with you, man!
I just read your comment about being locked in a cage with angry ferrets, ie; lunch with the kindergarteners. I think that has to be the most apt description yet lunch at school with the kids!
I laughed, I cried, I concurred!
Ach, was that necessary? Also, why does he look like he has a tail?
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